I love you…I actually do

This one is for all the people who are in relationships and I am particularly talking about long distance relationships. So when the two love birds are separated by miles and miles, the only ways to keep in touch are phones, chat engines, emails and probably letters. I can understand the pain that comes when you are separated from your soul mate and so I am in no way trying to increase your pain here. In fact I will try to bring out the lighter side of it by mocking a typical conversation that happens between these love birds on a daily basis.

Boy: Hey honey…how are you?

Girl: Same question in every two hours. I am all good sweetheart.

Boy: You will be all good. It’s me who is running into huge cell phone bills. Great to hear that. How was your day?

Girl: All days are the same. I don’t know why this question comes again and again. Day was ok. Nothing much happened. You had your dinner?

Boy: This girl only thinks about food. Yes I had it. Now next question will be what I had? God! Save me.

Girl: What you had?

Boy: Hehe…I told you. I had aloo paratha.

Girl: That’s good. So tell me about your day. Ohhh God now I’ll have to bear with all the technical details of his work.

Boy: I had a tough day. Remember that module in which I was getting the ora error 0555….

Girl: Zzzzzzzzz

Boy: Finally it got resolved when I changed the calling sequence in the main module…

Girl: Zzzzzzzzz

Boy: You are getting me…right?

Girl: Yes of course. Please save me God.

Boy: Tell me about your day.

Girl: I had a great day. Remember the top that you had gifted me. I wore it today at work and got loads of compliment.

Boy: Girlszzzzzzzzzzzzzz…their day is good only when people compliment them. They seem to be a major reason of global recession. No work, only gossip. That’s great honey. You look fabulous in that one. Yeah I mean it.

Girl: I look good in it because you have gifted me that. Yeah I mean it. And as such I look good all the time.

Boy: I’ll have to doze off now sweetie. I have to get up early tomorrow. I really want to talk more though.

Girl: Sure baby. He didn’t talk anything romantic :(.

Boy: I love you. I actually do.

Girl: I love you too. I actually do.

And this is how it goes. I had tried to put it in a lighter way as my sole intention here is to generate some humor. If you can relate to it, well and good. If you can’t just enjoy the conversation.