There is something about Honeymoon

Yes, there is something about Honeymoon that makes people well less astute. Yesterday I was browsing one of my friends recently uploaded honeymoon pics in orkut. It is really fun to see someone’s honeymoon album, for one reason that it shows out many fascinating and bizarre moments at the same time. Here is some of the interesting stuff that one can see in someone’s honeymoon album.

• Females in awfully revealing outfits. Females, who would normally not even sport a kurta without a duppatta, will be seen wearing backless evening gowns, strange swim wears, short skirts and tight tops showing some of their desirable and mostly all undesirable curves. I agree that honeymoon is a very private and intimate occasion which fully justifies wearing sensuous attires but posting that images in public for everyone to see is little beyond sensibility.

• ‘We two are one soul two bodies’ pose. In other words man and wife very close to each other holding their, well not just hands. Ok, we understand, it’s your honeymoon, time to get cozy-pozy with each other but please posting those moments in public portal is embarrassing.

• ‘See my hotel room/bed’ pics. Guys, nobody cares what was the color of your bed sheet and walls of your hotel rooms. If you really have the itch to post some pics, we won’t mind seeing some good sceneries and picturesque landscapes.

• Lots of pics, really lots. People post like hundred odd pics of their honeymoon. Right from ‘here I am packing’ to ‘on my way to airport’ to ‘my coolie, my driver, my maid’ to ‘long queue at airport’ to ‘inside the flight’ to ‘hotel room’ to ‘dining room’ to ‘the loo’, you name it and you will find the pic.

• ‘I still love myself’ pics or in other words all solo pics. I have seen one honeymoon album which consisted of only guy’s pics. It seemed that he had his honeymoon all alone :P. Poor guy.

Honeymoon is a lifetime spent in weeks. Cherish it, live it, enjoy it but don’t let people like me make fun of it.

P.S. - All these are my personal observations and pointing to anyone in particular.
P.P.S. – May be I’ll also do the same when it’s my turn :D.

The Magic of First Kiss

“Finally the day has arrived to take a little step forward in our relationship. I am so happy and excited for today.” said Rohan to Priya before putting the phone down. They have been seeing each other for sometime and were considered as the best couple in their college. Both were smart, jovial, vivacious and perfect for each other. And tonight was the night they decided to have their first kiss, a milestone in their relationship.

“It’s a special day…hmmmmm…lets do some preparation.” thought Rohan as he entered the shopping mall. He got an expensive white shirt and a mild romantic perfume for the occasion. “White is her favorite, Priya is gonna love this.”

Priya was no less excited. She also did her bit of shopping by buying a strawberry flavored lip gloss. After all this is what the occasion wanted.

And so they met. The setting was perfect. Sun has settled down and cool breeze was blowing. The green grass and flowers were letting a nice feel and aroma to the surroundings. They sat down on the green grass carpet. Rohan held her hand; Priya with a little hesitation came close to him and closed her eyes. And then the magical moment happened when their lips touched for the first time.

“hmmmm…mmmmm…ahem…this was just so…ahhhh…how to put it…this was just so…HORRIBLE” thought Rohan. “Why did she have ONION parathas in dinner?”

Strawberry Lip Gloss – Rs. 350
White Shirt – Rs. 1500
Romantic Perfume – Rs. 2500
First kiss with a tint of ONION – Priceless :D

I love you…I actually do

This one is for all the people who are in relationships and I am particularly talking about long distance relationships. So when the two love birds are separated by miles and miles, the only ways to keep in touch are phones, chat engines, emails and probably letters. I can understand the pain that comes when you are separated from your soul mate and so I am in no way trying to increase your pain here. In fact I will try to bring out the lighter side of it by mocking a typical conversation that happens between these love birds on a daily basis.

Boy: Hey honey…how are you?

Girl: Same question in every two hours. I am all good sweetheart.

Boy: You will be all good. It’s me who is running into huge cell phone bills. Great to hear that. How was your day?

Girl: All days are the same. I don’t know why this question comes again and again. Day was ok. Nothing much happened. You had your dinner?

Boy: This girl only thinks about food. Yes I had it. Now next question will be what I had? God! Save me.

Girl: What you had?

Boy: Hehe…I told you. I had aloo paratha.

Girl: That’s good. So tell me about your day. Ohhh God now I’ll have to bear with all the technical details of his work.

Boy: I had a tough day. Remember that module in which I was getting the ora error 0555….

Girl: Zzzzzzzzz

Boy: Finally it got resolved when I changed the calling sequence in the main module…

Girl: Zzzzzzzzz

Boy: You are getting me…right?

Girl: Yes of course. Please save me God.

Boy: Tell me about your day.

Girl: I had a great day. Remember the top that you had gifted me. I wore it today at work and got loads of compliment.

Boy: Girlszzzzzzzzzzzzzz…their day is good only when people compliment them. They seem to be a major reason of global recession. No work, only gossip. That’s great honey. You look fabulous in that one. Yeah I mean it.

Girl: I look good in it because you have gifted me that. Yeah I mean it. And as such I look good all the time.

Boy: I’ll have to doze off now sweetie. I have to get up early tomorrow. I really want to talk more though.

Girl: Sure baby. He didn’t talk anything romantic :(.

Boy: I love you. I actually do.

Girl: I love you too. I actually do.

And this is how it goes. I had tried to put it in a lighter way as my sole intention here is to generate some humor. If you can relate to it, well and good. If you can’t just enjoy the conversation.